SLIPPING DOWN THAI

I had been relaxing at Leana's condo in Jomtien Thailand for a couple of weeks. During this time I was able to update this blog, as well as work on my bike (fitting new road tyres, packing wheel bearings, and so forth). Leana returned after guiding a bike tour, and then it was time for me to get on the road again. After some uncertainty I had decided on heading down to the NE border of Malaysia, which would take 2 weeks at best.

I had traveled South through Thailand a number of times before, so this time I took a slightly different route along the Gulf of Thailand coast. This also involved taking a small car ferry across the inlet to Songkhla. The pics in this post are along this route, Surat Thani, Ban Lad, and Prachuap Kiri Khan (amongst others).

At a petrol station close to Surat Thani city, these 2 ladies had stands in the on-site food court. They noticed me filling my water bottles from the "unsecured" tap, and decided to "help" me. They fed me from their respective stalls, and went to buy me T/A meal from KFC next door. Truly wonderful people, and I am just as thankful. Just wonder, how terrible did I look? (It was late PM by that time!). A day or 2 after that the monks at a seaside temple close to Nakhon Si Tamarat gave me a small brass Budha, which they saw me looking at when they brought me breakfast. I tied the icon to my front luggage rack with plastic zip ties, but there were times when I noticed people (mainly small village children) trying to rip the thing off from the bike. I was not going to take any chances about losing that Budha, so I removed it from public view. (Now I have properly secured the little statue with a hefty brass pipe clamp, through a cut which I made in the back of the little piece).

My Eastern route also took me through the predominantly Islamic regions of Pattani and Narathiwatt. Then "IT" happened! Cycling in the rain close to Pattani city, my front wheel slipped on a ridge in the road and before I knew it I had gone down rather hard. I immediately knew that I had broken my arm (just below the shoulder), as I could not even bend down to try and pick my bike up. Luckily somebody helped me, probably a policeman as this accident happened at a permanent police check point.

After the crash I somehow managed to make it into Pattani, thinking that I would find a big mosque where I could spend the night and think about my next course of action. Instead I found a very fancy Budhist temple (resembling a shopping mall) where I camped on their covered basketball court. People there could see that I was injured and suggested I go to hospital, but I did not have money for that kind of treatment. (So they gave me some medicine to ease the pain). The following morning I was invited into their fancy dining area for breakfast, and that is when "IT" happened again.

One of the big "temple dogs" probably did not want me sharing his breakfast, so he executed a meaningful bite into my leg just below the knee. Suddenly I was spurting blood all over the polished white tiled floor! It was then that the senior community people in charge rushed me to hospital, as a dog bite can quickly become infected (as far as I know, dogs don't brush their teeth). I had the necessary treatment and injections, and at the same time these people also paid for XRays which confirmed my broken arm (just a "crack" really).

With only a couple of days left of my Thailand visa, and many km still to go, I had no choice. Cycling with a broken arm was extremely uncomfortable, I had to rest very often, and I did not make it all that far in a day, but at least I was moving. I crossed the closest border to Malaysia, via the estuary from Talat by means of a ferry, sharing the ride with lots of motorcycles and commuting merchants pushing their carts/trolleys. I just managed to make the crossing to Malaysia in time (late afternoon on the day my Thai visa expired). In case you were wondering, if you overstay your Thai visa for a short time you get fined, and a long overstay will get you fined and banned from returning to Thailand. In extreme "overstay" cases the foreign offender will be imprisoned until such time as he can raise the money to pay the (by that time) hefty fine, and pay for his own flight out to his home country. Then he will be escorted to the airport, never to return to Thailand. It is crazy to even understand how things could get that bad, but I had met people in Bangkok who had overstayed their tourist visa by as much as 14 years!

Daily distances which I cycled on this leg of my travels are as follows:- Chonburi 74 km; Samut Prakan 80 km; Samut Sakhon 72 km; Bang Lad 100 km; Pranburi 85 km; Prachuap Kiri Khan 76 km; Bang Saphan 76 km; Ta Sae 86 km; Pac Tako 75 km; Chaya 96 km; Kanchanadit 81 km; Nakhon Si Tamarat 107 km; Ranot 105 km; Singhan Nakhon 81 km; Chana 45 km; Pattani 60 km; Police Station 25 km; and Bacho (end of Thailand) 55 km. Total distance up to this stage is 156 993 km. (This leg through the S of Thailand amounted to 1 379 km).

BACK ON THE ROAD

It is now time for me to hop on my bike (The Sledgehammer), and hit the road again. This deed has to be done before I bacome too fat and lazy to move on. Have had a good rest here in Pattaya, thanks Leana. Had my birthday here, and thanks to all who sent me birthday wishes. Not sure where I am going now North, South, or East? I leave my computer here at Leana's condo in Pattaya (Jomtien), so I will only update the blog after I return.

NORTH WEST THAI AND LAOS

It was time to cycle out of Thailand on a visa run again. These trips have become my usual excursions around SE Asia in the past 2 years. I have spent a lot of time in Thailand lately, so for a new Thai visa I mostly cycle to Laos (capital Vientiane, the easiest and cheapest option, also Malaysia and Cambodia). I still dream of making one more trip to China, in order to complete my route from the China/Pakistan border to the China/Laos border. There is only a little bit over 1000 km to do, but due to time restrictions I would (as I did before), need to use a somewhat costly rigmarole of transport to reach my cycling start point, and then again to leave China from where I finish. As I say, it is a dream but perhaps I could find a sponsor to that effect.

I now have a new bike, and I was looking forward to this trip. I would be traveling lighter than usual, as I could leave unnecessary items at Leana’s condo where I had been relaxing for 3 weeks. Bye-the-way, the new bike with different saddle gave me some serious "backside problems". So I have named this bike Sledgehammer. These problems reached a point where I stole an old leather spring saddle off an abandoned bike at a police station where I was camping. (It did ease my rear-end distress somewhat, but the damage had been done).

In order to avoid the awkward traffic of the infamous Sukumvhit Road into Bangkok, I decided to take the train instead of cycling. So on a Sunday morning towards the end of January I said goodbye to Leana and headed off to the terminal train station 40 km South of Pattaya (more time at a terminal station to load my bike and bags on the train, and then go in search of my seat). To my disappointment I found that the train did not run on weekends, so I headed for Bangkok by bike. I camped at a lake that night, only about 10 km up the road from where I had started off that morning. Then I picked up a bug which made me very ill for a few days. Just to add insult to injury, one one of these sleepless nights a tent pole snapped for no reason (I have to say, in 4 years this is the first breakage on this tent - I guess everything does eventually wear out). So, still rather ill, I swam into Bangkok city on THAT flooded and traffic-jammed Sukumvhit Rd in the pouring rain. Within a few hours I had taken a train out to the former Siam capital, Ayuttaya. From there I could comfortably head for Chang Mai city in the NW of Thai, where I have been only briefly before.

I then experienced some troubles with this new Sledghehammer bicycle. The NW of Thailand is a hilly area, and on a big downhill the rear spokes started to snap one after the other. By the time I crept into Lampang city the following day, I was practically pushing the bike with 6 broken spokes and a bucled wheel dragging against the frame. It was a Sunday, but I found a decent bike shop who had my size spokes at a reasonable price. A few km out of town I inhabited a bus stop kiosk where I could do repairs and spend the night (conveniently close to a big petrol station - for water, washing, toilet, etc).

Broken spokes were not my only bike problems (11 broken by the time I had returned to Thai). The rear gear changer sometimes worked, and sometimes not at all. (Later in this trip I cycled more than 1000 km with only 3 useful gears on the back wheel). Fortunately by that stage the terrain was not particularly hilly.

My intention had been to cross from Thailand to Laos in the NW of Thai. That route involves plenty of big hills on the way to the capital, Vientiane, where I was headed for the new Thai visa. But, with the gear problems, I instead crossed Northern Thailand towards the East, via Phurua and the Loei districts. I did struggle a bit over there, as it is also quite a hilly route, but the roads are in better condition than the NW Lao roads. But, that is a beautiful area where I have not been before.

Then, early one morning a beautiful bird with expensive taste gave me a peck on my grubby cheek. (No, this is not what you are thinking!). As I was packing up at a jungle Temple one morning, a colourful parrot landed on my back and proceeded to ride around on my shoulder while I was busy. Before I knew it, that parrot had removed the diamond from my ear ring, and swallowed it! Sorry about the way I look in the picture, I probably had a rough night (but the bird makes up for that).

I then crossed the Mekong River into Laos. I had to go to the capital, Vientiane, for a new Thailand visa. From there I first cycled North, then East, and then South through Laos to Savannaket, where I crossed the Mekong back to Thailand. Looking East from Laos one can see the barrier mountains which form the border with Vietnam. A rather imposing sight when you are traveling on a heavily loaded bicycle.

In an earlier post on this blog I did mention a bridge built by the Soviets and dedicated to Juri Gagarin. Well, I crossed that bridge again, and this time I took some pictures from the other side of the bridge. That area is one of the places in Laos which is still plagued by unexploded ordnance from the Vietnam war.

After a long hot day on the bike I was probably a bit clumsy, and literally burnt my fingers. As I was preparing my dinner I spilt a pot of boiling water over my hand. Anyway, that hand has now thankfully healed.

Again, as often before, I camped at the Budhist Temples (Watts). But this time I also stayed over at various other places such as petrol stations and police stations.

As sometimes happens, when camping at the temples I get offered breakfast. The monks also gave me various gifts, and a favourite is laundry powder, soap, and a toothbrush (this must have something to do with my appearance!).

Certain temples are monasteries (or schools) where there are teenaged monks (called Novices). At times they are put to work, washing temple vehicles, or even re-decorating Buddha statues.

Initially I had planned to cross from Thailand to Laos at Chang Khong (but due to the gear problems I changed my plans). Three years ago I had stayed in Chang Khong at "THE HUB" pub, hostel, and bicycle museum - operated by Alan Bate and his Thai partner May. As a fellow cyclist Alan had been very kind to me, offering me free camping on the premises. But now I had to change my route, and therefore I was not able to visit them again. On my return to Pattaya from the NE I had to cross a range of hills, and Pa Kham town is in that region, about 4 days by bike from my destination. So, passing through town somebody called to me, but I just waved and carried on up the slope. Then my curiosity overwhelmed my cycling determination, I turned around to investigate, and HUGE surprise! - it was Alan Bate, in a roadside pub, had not recognised me until I had gone back to see what the fuss was about. (Apparently he had written something just the week before, where he mentioned me from 3 years before). This is a very remarkable co-incidence. He had sold up in Chang Khong 2 years earlier, and him and May and their 9-year-old son now live on her family farm 1200 km from where I expected them to be. I stayed with them for 3 days, enjoying the rare company and eating them out of their house. Bye-the-way, Alan is not just some old slogging cyclist like myself - in 2010 he broke the Guinnes record for the fastest "Around the World Bicycle ride" (that record has since been broken). He was also a professional cyclist in his former home town Liverpool (UK), and a pro cycling team manager. (So I am in illustrious company here). Alan has about 50 bicycles in his shed (many from his former bicycle museum). He is hard in training at the moment, and one of his worn-out training bikes has gears which match the broken ones on my bike (so I just swapped the whole handlebar - changers, levers, and all - thanks Alan).

I have also had some ATM bank problems on this ride. In Vientiane I tried to draw cash at various ATM's, no money was given, but it was deducted from my bank balance (more than a month and nothing repaid - and I do not know which bank is the culprit). At a remote roadside ATM, the day before I arrived back in Pattaya, the machine swallowed my card (a week and a half later it was returned - and I was very hungry by that time).

Now I am back at Leana's condo in Jomtien Beach, Pattaya. In almost 2 months I have cycled 4004 km, and arrived back here fairly unscathed, and with plenty of good experiences. Leana is not yet back home, having taken Janice and Chris on a bike tour. Daily distances cycled on this excursion have been as follows:- Pong 76 km; Chonburi 72 km; Samut Prakan 45 km; Bangkok 55 km; (Ayuttaya by train); Tha Chang 78 km; Uthai Thani 88 km; Nakhon Sawan 51 km; Khampaeng Phet 123 km; Tak 94 km; Hilltop temple 81 km; Lampang 79 km; Chang Mai 121 km; Doi Kaeo 54 km; Bo Haeo 68 km; Han Nam Mo 108 km; Wang Phrokot 76 km; Nam Lao 116 km; Kok Bok 89 km; Thep Kiri 73 km; Udon Thani 87 km; Vientianne (Crossed border from Thailand to Laos) 124 km; District Villages 81 km; Phonhong 112 km; Vang Vieng 104 km; Viengmay 99 km; Namcheng 109 km; Vang Vieng (return) 101 km; Nagna 98 km; Khok Noy 110 km; Pao 94 km; Nongkeun 65 km; Pakkadan 52 km; Ban Na-In 76 km; Namdik 67 km; Nakhon Thong 63 km; Seno 74 km; Savannaket (and surrounds) 73 km; (Crossed back into Thailand at Mukdahan); Kuchinarai 96 km; Roi Et 69 km; Tatum 101 km; Surin 73 km; Nang Rong 98 km; Pa Kham (Alan & Mae) 41 km; Aranyaprathet 101 km; Phanom Sarakham 115 km; Chonburi 97 km; and Pattaya (Jomtien) 76 km. The total distance cycled in these 11 years is 155 614 km.

Thai people revere their Royalty, and tributes are everywhere (such as these pics of the past and present kings).

RETURN TO THAI

Hello, I am eventually back on line (this is ME, ERNEST, in case you have forgotten). I have been on the road for almost 2 months, riding the new "Horse". He is rather hard on my backside, therefore I have named him "SLEDGE-HAMMER". On this ride I have cycled some "new" routes, as well as places where I have cycled before. After 11 broken spokes, MAJOR gear problems, NO punctures, and 4004 km, I am back in Thailand. (Yes, I am still POORER than a CHURCH MOUSE). Please bear with me, as I am busy working on an update for this blog.

And I am somewhat obsessed by the Mekong, one of the great rivers of the world.

NEW HORSE ON THE BLOCK

Well then, I won't mince words. I have a new horse (bicycle). Old Saartjie has "HIT THE FAN". It worked out too expensive to replace all the parts needed to get the Poor Old Nag up to standard. However, She served me well, clocking up over 150 000 km in almost eleven years.

Thanks to a GOOD SAMARITAN who took pity on this poor bedraggled traveler, I thankfully now have a new (2nd hand) bicycle. No name yet, so let's just call it "The Horse" for now. It is time for me to get on the road again, now still at Leana's place in Pattaya. Good bye till next time.